Tuesday, April 1, 2014



President celebrates 29th birthday in Sudekia with celebrations around the nation!

(Sudekia)  All of Bongolesia is involved in the happiness of this day as His Excellency, President-For-Life P'hat Daddee B'wonah celebrates his 29th Birthday today at The Presidential Palace.

"It's a great day to be 29!" The President said amid the chorus of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" sung by the girls choir of Chumba' wumba High School and Pre-University.

"To listen to the love and affection that they sing for my birthday....It just touches my heart." The President said with tears of gratitude in his eyes as he looked at the young ladies performing for him. 

A formal birthday luncheon for today is planned for all national dignitaries and governmental heads, and a formal birthday dinner, reception, and ball will be held this evening at the Presidential Palace for visiting dignitaries and ambassadors.  Dress code is formal, and RSVP please....

We here in The Nation of Bongolesia wish our beloved President a very happy birthday!!!!

(His excellency enjoys a birthday breakfast treat on this special day of days in celebration of his 29th Birthday....)


J Womack, Esq. said...

Is that a Krispy Kreme His Excellency is eating in his usual dignified manner?

And if I am correct, the Free Bongolesia Press,an underground rebel newspaper, has mentioned this is the 23rd time His Excellency has celebrated his 29th birthday. I believe a roundup of the usual suspects should lead to the arrest of these dangerous rebels and their slanderous lies.

nobby said...

Are you aware of the books 'The Bulletins of Idi Amin' and 'The Further Bulletins of Idi Amin' by Alan Coren?
They date back to the 1970's when he was a writer on Punch magazine.
Satirical humour and very funny, and may provide some inspiration. They are available cheaply on Amazon.

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