LOVE! BONGOLESIAN STYLE!!!!

BONGOLESIAN "ROMANCE TOURS AND HOOKUPS" NOW OPEN FOR BIZNESS....

(Sudekia) They say "All you need is love", and if that's something that you really, really need, perhaps the all-too-friendly and caring staff at "Bongo-love", can make your turgid wishes for hot passion and romance come true.

A new business aimed at proving that "love is out there for everyone" has recently opened in the Capital City of Sudekia. "Bongo-Love" is dedicated to finding "that special someone for everyone"...and "Majors in match-making"...

"Bongo-Love: Experts in Matchmaking, Romance Tours, and True Love" recently opened and is designed to give lonely hearts that special chance to find their soulmates...or a reasonable fascimilie thereof...

"Don't you want somebody to love?" That's right...don't be a loser! Try your luck at getting lucky with BONGO-LOVE!

Run by caring and dedicated professionals that are always on the lookout for lonely desperate men needing love in their life, they are dedicated to finding each and every one of them their own special lonely passionate desperate woman to hook them up with".

Among the many services to be offered will be "socials, and introduction services; flings, getaways and outtings, and full service romance tours, introductions, and wedding and honeymoon packages..." (All reasonably priced we can assure you....)

Details on all packages are forthcoming, but some fun and tantalizing tidbits are already well known!

* Introduction and Dating Service: Don't know a girl in Bongolesia to hook up with?...Let them help you! Plenty of women in this country are seeking husbands, (in or out of jail, or military POW camps)... A lot of them aren't too picky, so if you have decent teeth, and clean underwear, you are already way ahead of some of the others!

* A wonderful variety of women are available to meet you....all ages, and interests, and political records...

Sad to say that she is not listed....

Neither is she....(don't be so picky...)

She is, however...

This is one of our lovely ladies....Her name is X-zyla...and she is a resident of Port Tuziak. Her hobbies include swimmng, dancing, shopping using other peoples money and landmine identification....She handles herself in tense situations quite well and is proud of being able to say that she has been shot at numerous times during tense situations and has never been hit...She's a lucky gal, and any guy would be "lucky" to have her by his side, (whether for a walk in the park or diving for cover)...

As is this lovely lady....

This blushing bridal beauty is Claire. Her recently late father had the honor of being one of the last living French-Nazi Collaborators in the Vichy Regime and had himself and his family "transferred to Bongolesia" in the late 1940's, to "help out". When the last of the European Diplomats left, Claires family felt that "it was in their best interest to stay in their new adopted homeland and not return back to DeGaullist France"... Claire is sensitve and writes superb "goth" poetry, and loves music. Her favorite bands are "Air Supply", and "Wham!" She is looking for a "sensitive good natured man", that isn't wanted by Interpol, or anyone else, and is looking for a "deep caring woman" that will make him scream at night...

Who knows? If you play your cards right, you might be able to find that "special love of your life in Bongolesia, and this could be in your near future!!!!

YES! It's true! Life can be a party with the right woman for you! Let Bongo-Love help you find the babe of your dreams....or a good substitute to fill the slot!

Look here for more details coming soon!