Well it's 2009 in Bongolesia and despite the recent nastiness up in the Northwestern corner of the country, (Which will be addressed REAL SOON), things seem to be normal in the daily lives of Bongolesians throughout the country.
The New Year Celebrations helped bring in the New Year with joyous noise, music, par-tays, and all sorts of merry mischief and mayhem that Bongolesians are well known for.
There was a little damage as someone fire-bombed three porta-toilets at a construction site in Waughtown, and some shop windows were broken by over-festive party-goers, but overall the damage was minimal, fires were controlled, and only 4 people killed.
"2009 promises to be an interesting year for our beloved nation..." Said Bongolesian National Spokesman S'pin Doc'tur. "Already things are happening behind the scenes that will cause the world to sit up and open their eyes and notice that we is who we is."
(Happy Bongolesian Children ring in the New Year in "de land 'o plenty...")
(And they partied in the new year in the villages too. Much more than usual now that a lot of the landmines have been removed...)
More to come on this as things develop...
Also, during the holidays The Staff of Whiny Now! Magazine was able to get an exclusive interview with actor and social emasculator Alan Alda on what he thought about the recent crisis and issues in Bongolesia.
At a recent sit down in a Artistic Faux-French Coffee and Pastry shop in Beverly Hills, Mr. Alda was able to give his ideas and opinions on Bongolesia. While sipping on his cinnamon sprinkled foamy latte, Mr. Alda was able to speak openly on Bongolesia...
"Bongolesia is an amazing country, unlike the US because it's so...so...different. There are things there that we don't have over here. I blame the US administration for their problems. Being able to understand the plight of the poor from my home here in Southern California, I can see the misery that comes out of that country and the need for assistance.
I also understand that there are issues over there involving their government and military actions against the peaceful Marxist rebels of that nation. Such thuggery, and shenanigans should be outlawed in the international community and the UN should condemn the actions as illegal. I mean, (sipping a cinnamon sprinkled, white foamy latte), there are UN peacekeepers there, why aren't they keeping the peace?
I can understand that the recent crisis issues in that country interrupted The Alan Alda Winter End Season End Years End Holiday Fest and Musical Extravaganza which by the way had the highest ratings for any show I have ever hosted, but there comes a time when the world must sit up and take notice for what is going on in there. I blame the US for this..."
(Mr Alan Alda...a very passionate man about Bongolesia. He seems to know a lot...)The rest of the article will soon be posted in an upcoming issue of Whiny Now! magazine.
Be sure to look for it on your newstands!!!!
In other news, there is unconfirmed rumor that with the New Year here, there will be some "reassignments" going on at the National Defense Headquarters. Already it is rumored that General B'unga M'bunga will probably be retiring soon to a well deserved retirement and military pension for his grand service to the nation.
(Puttin' out to pasture? General M'Bunga, rumored to be retiring soon...)More to come on this situation as things develop...
As usual comments are appreciated!
1 comment:
LESLIE CARON?
You are a FREAK in GE- RITE- AID and PEZ?
You are into MOOMOT and MOTT with " SS" and for leniency you went RAT?
Do you think we care?
You old hag from the SIXTIES?
You were never worth anything and you're sure worth zero now.
Hopefully, we can find an actress with as much " no talent"..to portray you for what you always were....WHOORESS- FUCKBUDDY...is what logbooks say?
See you in " KANSAS KINGS"....BARBARA CANEPA to you.
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